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Top 5 Reasons Why Lent is Bullshit

You poor martyrs! How terrible that you have to do without soda, candy, chocolate, video games, TV, etc for a WHOLE FORTY DAYS. Have you given any thought as to all those who live in abject poverty and NEVER have ANY of that stuff?

Are you fat because you are religious?

Why try to make yourself and your surroundings better when you are just looking forward to leaving it all behind? Besides, if you eat yourself to death, isn’t that a good thing?

If you are stupid, religious, fat and poor, a word of caution:

What happens when you are stupid, religious, fat and poor?