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		<title>Top 5 Reasons Why Lent is Bullshit</title>
		<link>http://liberatedmind.com/2011/04/top-5-reasons-why-lent-is-bullshit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2011 13:49:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You poor martyrs!  How terrible that you have to do without soda, candy, chocolate, video games, TV, etc for a WHOLE FORTY DAYS.  Have you given any thought as to all those who live in abject poverty and NEVER have ANY of that stuff?  ]]></description>
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		<title>What does your Heaven look like?</title>
		<link>http://liberatedmind.com/2010/04/what-does-your-heaven-look-like/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 13:32:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Show me your heaven, and I'll show you what's lacking in your life.]]></description>
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		<title>The Unholy Scriptures: Summarized and Pulverized, Ch. 4</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 13:12:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lost Cause

Lord God made a pretty bad bet

sending Jesus to settle my debt.

He who died for my sins

can just do it again

‘cause I ain’t stopped committin’ ‘em yet.]]></description>
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		<title>The Unholy Scriptures: Summarized and Pulverized, Ch. 3</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 13:09:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[CHAPTER III. GETTING THE WORD OUT


The Council of Nicaea

(Or: The Value of a Good Editor)

Boys, you’ve written a good, strong beginnin’

Now follow with plenty of sinnin’.

We need rape, we need war,

and a whole lot of gore,

and nothin’ that’s written by women.

That virginal twist was inspired.

What talented fellas I hired!

A bush that is burnin’

will keep pages turnin’

but poetry sure makes me tired.

Your description of heaven is swell.

Let’s expand on the fires of hell.

Boys, we’re nearly all done

and I do hafta run –

Do you think that this damned thing will sell?]]></description>
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		<title>The Unholy Scriptures: Summarized and Pulverized, Ch. 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 13:04:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[CHAPTER II. THE NEW TESTAMENT


The Not-So-Immaculate Conception

Christian girls know that sex is taboo –

so many fun things they can’t do.

Mary sinned and she hid it.

She said a Ghost did it.

(Don’t know how she sold that, do you?)


Finding the Christ Child

Have you tried to follow a star?

That tactic won’t get you too far.

A star will elude

and you’ll have to conclude

that wherever you go, there you are.]]></description>
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		<title>The Unholy Scriptures: Summarized and Pulverized, Ch. 1</title>
		<link>http://liberatedmind.com/2010/04/the-unholy-scriptures-summarized-pulverized-ch-1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 13:49:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A dear reader of mine wrote these witty limericks about the bible.  She asked that her identity be anonymous and took on the pen name "PeachTree Grandma".  She tells me her grandchildren are having their brains washed and spun-dry in a fundamental Christian school every day, plus church on Sunday, which breaks her heart.  These delightful writings poke fun at the ludicrous bible stories, enjoy and please comment below if you have the time.  I am certain she would appreciate feedback. :)
THE UNHOLY SCRIPTURES:

Summarized and Pulverized
by PEACHTREE GRANDMA]]></description>
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		<title>The Ten Commandments Revised: Christopher Hitchens</title>
		<link>http://liberatedmind.com/2010/03/the-ten-commandments-revised-christopher-hitchens/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 13:57:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another brilliant article by Christopher Hitchens.  This one deals with the outdated and very useless 10 commandments of the Judeo Christian religions.  He brings up many fabulous observations about how the bible actually has four versions of the 10 commandments within the Old Testament and how the first 4 commandments have nothing to do with how to behave but rather demand that its followers grovel before their god. Here is an excerpt from his Vanity Fair Article:]]></description>
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		<title>Circular Reasoning of the Bible&#8217;s Credibility</title>
		<link>http://liberatedmind.com/2010/02/circular-reasoning-of-the-bibles-credibility/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 13:44:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You May Also Like:The administration of transparencyWhy Jesus needs the earth to be 6,000 years oldThe Same-Sex Marriage Debate pictorial]]></description>
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		<title>Sanford compares himself to King David of the B-I-B-L-E</title>
		<link>http://liberatedmind.com/2009/07/sanford-compares-himself-to-king-david-of-the-b-i-b-l-e/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 13:53:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sanford dug his grave a little deeper this week by stating that he will not be stepping down from his office.  Why not?  Well, he claims to find inspiration from the bible citing the story of King David.  King David fornicated multiple times and still .... read more]]></description>
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		<title>What if we really followed the bible?</title>
		<link>http://liberatedmind.com/2009/06/what-if-we-really-followed-the-bible/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:19:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sam Harris explains what would happen if we REALLy followed what the bible says.]]></description>
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