Christopher Hitchen’s book The Missionary Position was published in 1995, right around the time when my 10 year old brain
was being spoon fed Catholicism and my mother was telling me how saintly and wonderful Mother Teresa was. It is for this reason that I am now just able to read this revealing book on the hypocrisies and depravities of Mother Teresa. Having met Mother Teresa himself and tour her poor house in Calcutta, Hitchens offers a glimpse into the derisive nature of her work and her heavy hand in politics and money all over the globe.
Hitchens demonstrates how Mother Teresa became a world fad, accepting monetary donations exceeding $50 million over her career. “Mother Teresa’s global income is more than enough to outfit several first-class clinics in Bengal. [Her] decision not to do so, and indeed to run instead a haphazard institution… is a deliberate one.” (p.41) Not only did she run her “hospitals” and poor houses without basic medical supplies, pain medication or knowledgeable physicians, she left nearly all of the $50 million in “donations to the poor” in New York bank accounts, only withdrawing to help pay for elaborate altar chalices and convent building projects.
Hitchens explains why Mother Teresa, despite her inability to funnel donations where the poor needed it most, received so much attention and monetary support: “The rich world likes and wishes to believe that someone, somewhere, is doing something for the Third World. For this reason, it does not inquire too closely into the motives or practices of anyone who fulfills, however vicariously, this mandate.” (p. 49)
Mother Teresa apparently carried a similar obsession with sex, as does the rest of the Catholic celibate. She insisted that women submit to their husbands when approached for sex, as this was the way god intended. On the political front, she was extremely vocal against abortion in all circumstances (even rape). Mother Teresa would not tolerate birth control, even when the use of condoms may have prevented HIV transmission between husband and wife. Hitchens comments on her outspoken agenda against the science of reproduction: “It is often said, inside the Church and out of it, that there is something grotesque about lectures on the sexual life when delivered by those who have shunned it. Given how much this Church allows the fanatical Mother Teresa to preach, it might be added that the call to go fourth and multiply, and to take no thought for the morrow, sounds grotesque when uttered by an elderly virgin whose chief claim to reverence is that she ministers to the inevitable losers in this very lottery.” (p. 59)
Even more shocking was her financial entanglement with Mr. Keating, one of the greatest con artists of the 1980s. Mr. Keating donated a quarter million dollars to Mother Teresa at the height of his financial scheme. The money donated was money stolen

Mother Teresa with Charles Keating
from American families who thought they had invested their savings for retirement. Mother Teresa met with Keating, showered him with praise, gave him a cross that he kept with him continually and even more astonishingly, wrote a letter to the judge on Keating’s case when the man was on trial for fraud in the United States. The Deputey District Attorney wrote Mother Teresa back, asking her to return the fraudulent quarter million dollars Keating had given her in order to help rectify the lives of those whose money Keating has stolen: “You urge Judge Ito to look into his heart – as he sentences Charles Keating – and do what Jesus would do. I submit the same challenge to you. Ask yourself what Jesus would do if he were given the fruits of a crime; what Jesus would do if he were in possession of money that had been stolen; what Jesus would do if he were being exploited by a thief to ease his conscience?”(p.70) Mother Teresa never replied.
These sound bites are just a small taste of the dirt Hitchens has dug up on Mother Teresa. A brief read, this took me only 2 hours to read, but the content is something you are hard pressed to find honestly laid out anywhere else. The Missionary Position.
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