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Dance, Monkey Dance

LiberatedMind.com — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 00:10:17 +0000

Putting us in our place, and our humanism in perspective...

Sh*t Crunchy Mommas Say

LiberatedMind.com — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:52:39 +0000

This pretty much sums up my mothering days for the last year… I nearly bust a gut laughing when the Veggie Chips scene comes by… You May Also Like:The Story of BrokeFlying Construction Robots!Penn Jillette: An Atheist’s Guide to the 2012 Election

Penn Jillette: An Atheist’s Guide to the 2012 Election

LiberatedMind.com — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 12:31:03 +0000

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Priests Fight with Brooms in Bethlehem church on Christmas

LiberatedMind.com — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 10:06:01 +0000

And this was caught on video? Sweet… for anyone who says that religion brings peace and joy to the world, this is one nail in the coffin for that concept. My favorite quote from the news report was said by a police office from the region: “It was a trivial problem that… occurs every year,” …

Dear Human,

LiberatedMind.com — Thu, 18 Aug 2011 11:59:36 +0000

You are a Tiny Spec, Dwarfed by even the tiniest objects in the heavens, Sincerely, the Universe.

After the Rapture… Still Here

LiberatedMind.com — Sun, 22 May 2011 04:36:23 +0000

While Harold Camping sits safe with his millions, Christians have gone nuts and even killed their children because of his prophesy that the world would end on May 21st, 2011. VIDEO

Top 5 Reasons Why Lent is Bullshit

LiberatedMind.com — Thu, 21 Apr 2011 13:49:40 +0000

You poor martyrs! How terrible that you have to do without soda, candy, chocolate, video games, TV, etc for a WHOLE FORTY DAYS. Have you given any thought as to all those who live in abject poverty and NEVER have ANY of that stuff?

Pope Enjoys Topless, Sexy Men Performing at Vatican

LiberatedMind.com — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 23:42:59 +0000

So this is what it takes to get him to smile. I suppose, what else are we to expect from men who wear gowns everyday and have fancy hats for special occasions?

The Unholy Scriptures: Summarized and Pulverized, Ch. 4

LiberatedMind.com — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 13:12:10 +0000

Lost Cause Lord God made a pretty bad bet sending Jesus to settle my debt. He who died for my sins can just do it again ‘cause I ain’t stopped committin’ ‘em yet.

The Unholy Scriptures: Summarized and Pulverized, Ch. 3

LiberatedMind.com — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 13:09:31 +0000

CHAPTER III. GETTING THE WORD OUT The Council of Nicaea (Or: The Value of a Good Editor) Boys, you’ve written a good, strong beginnin’ Now follow with plenty of sinnin’. We need rape, we need war, and a whole lot of gore, and nothin’ that’s written by women. That virginal twist was inspired. What talented fellas I hired! A bush that is burnin’ will keep pages turnin’ but poetry sure makes me tired. Your description of heaven is swell. Let’s expand on the fires of hell. Boys, we’re nearly all done and I do hafta run – Do you think that this damned thing will sell?