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CHAPTER IV. MAKING NO SENSE OF IT ALL


Ego Problem

Humility must be my plan.

Worship Jesus as much as I can.

He wants me to praise him!

(Why did Mary raise him

to be such an arrogant man?)


Lost Cause

Lord God made a pretty bad bet

sending Jesus to settle my debt.

He who died for my sins

can just do it again

‘cause I ain’t stopped committin’ ‘em yet.

Intercession

Sweet Jesus, you know I adore you,

but plenty of folks lived before you.

You came late to the scene

if you know what I mean.

Have mercy on them, I implore you.

J.C., you have always been kind.

Here’s a thought that I hope you won’t mind.

You could hold make-up classes

to save all their asses

and get yourself out of this bind.

Holy Arithmetic

I can picture the Heavenly Host -

But a Father, a Son and a Ghost?

How one dude can be three

is a mystery to me –

That’s the puzzle that puzzles me most.

Heavenly Choices

Some problems with heaven disturb me.

Won’t those stuffy Believers perturb me?

Do I get a new body?

Do I get to be naughty?

Or will God and his crew try to curb me?

Lord, you’ve promised no sorrow or woe there.

And the angels put on quite a show there.

Here’s the question complex:

Do the angels like sex?

If it’s no, then I don’t want to go there.

Fishers of Men

(Fish? Or Cut Bait?)

Christ said, Fish for men in the sea!

I’ve taken his words literally.

But I cast my net down

and I pull up a clown.

That advice isn’t workin’ for me.

The Gospel, According to Mason and Dixon

In the South there are Christians galore.

These people adore keeping score.

Being gay is a sin,

if you’re poor you can’t win,

if you’re black they subtract even more.

The Savior, who sees this as well,

thinks His lessons were clear as a bell.

These folks aren’t worth savin’

the way they’re behavin’ –

I’m sendin’ ‘em all straight to Hell.


J. C. Is O.K.

J. C. was a very cool dude –

way ahead of his time (which was crude.)

We could use him these days -

the Progressives would praise,

but Conservatives might come unglued.

But Is God A Republican?

That question is worth some debate.

Democratic ideals aren’t so great.

Jesus talked about caring

and giving and sharing

but strong folks need someone to hate.

Our wealth we must never deplete.

All these hand-outs could spell our defeat.

And when things go awry

blame some devilish guy.

That’s the sensible way to compete.

God Talks with Al Gore About Global Warming

You – and your science – are small.

You forget whose controlling it all.

I hate to defy you

but if I want to fry you

I won’t need those charts on the wall.

Diagnosing the Christian Deity

This case is exceedingly odd.

The guy’s got his shorts in a wad.

His delusions are grand

and he can’t understand

his name is not Almighty God.

Though he talks like a happy high-liver,

his tantrums can make a man quiver.

Mood swings are excessive -

he’s passive-aggressive,

makes promises he can’t deliver.

Sometimes he’s quite a cajoler –

more often a nasty controller.

Today – a cool sage.

Tomorrow – hot rage!

This God-boy is clearly bi-polar.

The Fundamental Facts

Evolution is really quite odd -

a theory we cannot applaud.

You find scholars impressive?

These fools are obsessive -

and EVIL for challenging God!

Poor Darwin did not recognize

that Truth must descend from the skies.

Let me ask once again:

Are you monkeys or men?

Good men never monkey with lies!

Riddle: Where In Hell Are We?

The heat from this place can be felt

when your brain does a gradual melt.

It’s quite large, but feels tight

when you don’t behave right.

Give up? It’s your own Bible Belt!


Another Riddle

Christians have put their own spin

on manners and morals and sin.

There’s not much they miss,

but with angels they guess

How many can dance on a pin?


Why Won’t God Reveal Himself?

I used to enjoy blind-man’s-bluff,

hide-and-seek, and other kid-stuff.

But this Hider’s still hidin’.

that’s why I’m decidin’

This game has gone on long enough.

Devilish Logic

Sometimes I express my frustration

with a world full of cruel devastation.

Then some church-going jerk

tells me: Satan’s at work!

But God is in charge of salvation!


Pastoral Counseling

If you think you’re a miserable sinner,

and your prospects for Heaven grow thinner,

Don’t despair; just BELIEVE!

God has tricks up his sleeve.

He could still declare you a winner.

Free At Last!

I have prayed, I have bowed, I have scraped.

My brain has been washed and reshaped.

Now this 3-in-1 God

is revealed as a fraud.

Thank the Lord, I have finally escaped!

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

I humbly thank and dedicate this outrageous little book -

To my dear dad, who loved Limericks, and who would be sitting high in Paradise, if only it existed.

To the dedicated church and Sunday school preachers and teachers who did they best to imbue me with their versions of Truth.

To my mother, who was always mercifully silent on such subjects.

To my three deeply moral and highly irreverent sisters.

To my honest old aunty who, on my Lutheran confirmation day, looked me straight in the eyes and said, “You don’t really believe all that crap, do you?”

And to many God-fearing Christian friends who have helped me to understand how seriously I reject their view of this world and whatever lies beyond. Such faith leaves me in a state of shock and awe.

- PeachTree Grandma

The Unholy Scriptures: Summarized and Pulverized used with permission by LiberatedMind.com

CHAPTER III. GETTING THE WORD OUT


The Council of Nicaea

(Or: The Value of a Good Editor)

Boys, you’ve written a good, strong beginnin’

Now follow with plenty of sinnin’.

We need rape, we need war,

and a whole lot of gore,

and nothin’ that’s written by women.

That virginal twist was inspired.

What talented fellas I hired!

A bush that is burnin’

will keep pages turnin’

but poetry sure makes me tired.

Your description of heaven is swell.

Let’s expand on the fires of hell.

Boys, we’re nearly all done

and I do hafta run –

Do you think that this damned thing will sell?

Editing Genesis

Okay, fellas, gimme a break.

I’m a writer myself, for Christ’s sake!

That garden, I’ll buy -

and a weak-minded guy -

but you can’t keep the talking snake!

Editing the Virgin Birth

That’s an awfully bold fiction we’re shovin’

on people who understand lovin’.

But keep it! That story

leads Mary to glory,

along with the Bun in her oven.

The Easter Story (First Draft)

This chapter’s in really rough shape.

It reads like the work of an ape!

Can we leave this alone?

Empty tomb? Rolling stone?

A dead guy who makes his escape?

Nah, it won’t need a whole lot of fixin’ –

We do have one huge contradiction:

Nobody can rise

From a violent demise.

Let’s label it Creative Fiction!


The First Rejection Note

Such stories! How did you conceive ‘em?

You must have been tempted to heave ‘em!

Some tales are so wild

they would boggle a child.

Did you really believe we’d believe ‘em?

Acceptance – At Last!

I can’t say it doesn’t have flaws,

but we’ll publish this thing, just because

these words will control

the most miserable soul.

Yes, you’ve earned our respect and applause.

Human beings want to feel they are blessed.

Who wants a reality test?

Simple rulebooks are fine

to keep masses in line

but a guy in the sky is the best!


Public Relations

(Slogan: Truth or Consequences)

This Book contains God’s holy story –

a message of peace, hope and glory.

Anyone to reject it

is gonna regret it!

By God, make the consequence gory!

Things Get Ugly

Here’s my quick-and-dirty rendition

of a horror they called Inquisition.

Things got tougher and tougher -

but many must suffer

when God fortifies his position.

The Reformation

(Or: Martin Luther, the Decider)

Some say I am just splitting hairs,

but this Bible needs further repairs

so peasants can read it –

they’re the ones who will need it –

they can’t go through life unawares!

Pompous words are a problem to me.

They’re not user-friendly, you see.

Now, the miracles stay –

those are needed today –

people like magic acts, I agree.

That cannibal stuff needs revision –

I don’t care if I suffer derision.

Eat BREAD and drink WINE

or you’re no friend of mine.

That’s my answer! My final decision!

Next and last, Chapter 4 tomorrow!

The Unholy Scriptures: Summarized and Pulverized used with permission by LiberatedMind.com

Continued from Chapter I.  Written by PeachTree Grandma.

CHAPTER II. THE NEW TESTAMENT


The Not-So-Immaculate Conception

Christian girls know that sex is taboo –

so many fun things they can’t do.

Mary sinned and she hid it.

She said a Ghost did it.

(Don’t know how she sold that, do you?)


Finding the Christ Child

Have you tried to follow a star?

That tactic won’t get you too far.

A star will elude

and you’ll have to conclude

that wherever you go, there you are.

Temple Elders Discuss the Boy Wonder

My God, but this kid takes the prize.”

I can hardly believe my own eyes!”

I say that he’s fakin’!”

Bets need to be taken!”

A wise-ass? Or wonderfully wise?”

The Groupies

Twelve disciples – not one with a mate –

hanging out with The Lord until late.

I make no suggestion -

I just raise the question:

Do YOU think those cowboys were straight?


The Apostle Paul’s Conversion

(Or: A Funny Thing Happened on the Road to Damascus . . .)

There once was a tyrant named Saul.

That king wasn’t Godly at all.

God said, Presto! You’re blind!

Now maybe you’ll mind!

And that is how Saul became Paul.

Paul’s Advice Regarding Marriage

(Or: How to Douse Your Passion in a Jiffy)

After that, Paul was pretty uptight.

Hot sex really gave him a fright.

Better marry than burn!”

That’s what he’d have us learn.

(I’m not too convinced he was right.)

Magic Trick #1: The Wedding at Cana

With the wine gone, the guests got abusive.

Jesus said, Please don’t think me intrusive.

I’ll make everything fine –

I’ll turn water to wine!

(That’s a miracle I could make use of!)

Magic Trick #2: Jesus Feeds the Multitudes

A boy with five loaves and three fishes

tried to satisfy everyone’s wishes.

Jesus looked to the sky,

shouted out MULTIPLY!

And behold! He filled hundreds of dishes!

Cheap Tricks (#3 and 4):

Jesus bragged, I don’t know if I ought-er -

but I can raise up your dead daughter.

What’s more, if you like,

I can take a wet hike.

Watch me! I am walkin’ on water!


Jesus Expels Money-Changers From the Temple

When money-men counted their loot

Our Lord had to give ‘em the boot.

Oh, what would he say

about Wall Street today?

Holy Moses! This place is a hoot!

On the Road to Emmaus

Down the road two disciples were goin’

when a spook up ahead started glowin’.

That’s our dead friend, J.C.!

He’s alive as can be!

What a sad lack of faith we’ve been showin’!


Cleanliness is Next to Godliness

His robes were as white as the snow -

quite a trick in the desert, you know.

Jesus knew how to groom

from manger to tomb –

as the Hollywood movies will show.

Jesus Is Finished

A Limerick is not the right format

for death – so I will not explore that.

God asked him to die

And he had to comply.

Oh, why was he such a damned doormat?

Next up, Chapter III!

The Unholy Scriptures: Summarized and Pulverized used with permission by LiberatedMind.com

A dear reader of mine wrote these witty limericks about the bible.  She asked that her identity be anonymous and took on the pen name “PeachTree Grandma”.  She tells me her grandchildren are having their brains washed and spun-dry in a fundamental Christian school every day, plus church on Sunday, which breaks her heart.  These delightful writings poke fun at the ludicrous bible stories, enjoy and please comment below if you have the time.  I am certain she would appreciate feedback. :)

THE UNHOLY SCRIPTURES:

Summarized and Pulverized

by PEACHTREE GRANDMA

FOREWORD

This was written from utter frustration

Now I’m sending it out to the nation.

Freethinkers, unite!

We must fight for the right

To engage in some sane conversation.

CHAPTER I. THE OLD TESTAMENT


In the Beginning

Modern scholars, who claim to be bright

say the world wasn’t built overnight.

That thinking must go.

This is God’s Magic Show –

fast-moving, designed to excite.

First act was a lighting display,

Making sunshine was mere child’s play.

Then he strung up the stars,

and the ball we call ours.

(He’s holding those strings yet today.)

Wind and water were next; after that,

forms of life – tall and small, fat and flat.

He performed for six days,

then He needed some praise

so He pulled YOU and ME from his hat!

Paradise Lost

Eden was such a fine place,

but Adam and Eve fell from grace.

A forked tongue was to blame –

yes, a snake brought them shame.

God hissed, What an utter disgrace!


And God’s heart continued to harden.

He was not in the mood for a pardon.

I’ll make you aware

that your bodies are bare,

then kick your butts out of this garden!


High and Dry

It’s your duty, Noah! Don’t shrink!

Go build me a ship that won’t sink.

Bring the critters aboard!

Don’t complain to the Lord!

You’ll get used to the almighty stink.

Bring some dinosaurs too – don’t forget ‘em.

They might go extinct if we let ‘em.

Bring extras! I fear

we have meat-eaters here

and it wouldn’t be wise to upset ‘em.

Forty days, forty nights they all float.

They get off on a mountain remote.

What? You think it’s a fable?

Well, swim if you’re able!

You don’t get to ride on our boat!

Joseph and his Dandy Coat

Joseph’s dad liked him better than best -

Gave him clothes that outdid all the rest.

Said his mean, jealous brothers,

If we had our druthers,

we’d put this young buck to the test.

Let’s throw his ass down a deep well!

That’s something he won’t live to tell!

But God helped him out –

(This gets lengthy, no doubt.

Short version: It all turned out swell.)

Jonah Gets Lucky

A whale swimming deep in the sea

sucked in Jonah as slick as could be,

Spit him back – a whole man!

(Swallow that, if you can

but it sounds pretty fishy to me.)


Daniel Gets Lucky Too!

Now picture this scene: (I’m sure tryin’!)

A boy and a ravenous lion.

The kid’s in a huddle,

the beast wants to cuddle.

(Do ya’ think it’s the lion that’s lyin’?)


Shadrak, Meshak, and Abendigo

Three fellas with weird-sounding names

got a chance to go dance in the flames

They should have been torched

but they weren’t even scorched.

Why CAN’T God keep playing these games?


A Towering Truth

Some Biblical types were hardscrabble.

The worst were no better than rabble.

They hollered in tongues

at the top of their lungs.

and that’s how we got the word BABBLE.


David Slays Goliath

His slingshot was merely a toy

and David was such a small boy.

Yet he killed a giant tall

with no trouble at all.

(Now a tale that tall I enjoy!)


Biblical Hussies

A. Delilah Cuts Up

That girl is a Biblical floozy.

With partners she’s never been choosy

Sampson falls in her lair.

She cuts off his hair –

(Read the story – it’s really a doozy!)

B. Salome Cuts Down John-the-Baptist

This hussy sure knows how to swish.

King says, Darlin, what is you wish?

She says: John-Boy – DEAD! I want his fat head!

Cut it off! Bring it here on a dish!


C. Lot’s Wife Is Petrified

God declares: Soddom’s a hole!

Better leave before heads start to roll.

Straight ahead! Do not halt!

Or I’ll turn you to salt!

But that woman has no self-control

Moses Leads His People Out of Egypt

The desert would have to be crossed,

though the map and directions were tossed.

They wandered and wandered,

four decades they squandered.

Their leader was hopelessly lost.

They found moral guidance, however –

ten rules to confuse us forever:

Don’t be crude! Don’t have fun!

Worship Me, or you’re done!

All in all, quite a useless endeavor.

More About Moses and Those Blasted Commandments

Moses hiked up Mt. Sinai alone

to follow a light he’d been shown.

He and God had a talk;

God wrote rules on a rock.

(Who says nothing’s written in stone?)

Manna in the Desert

When travelers were in a bad way,

God used to throw manna, they say.

Many folks are still needy,

but God’s gotten greedy.

He’s tossin’ no biscuits today.

Moses Parts the Waters

Did you know the Red Sea can divide?

Make a passage that’s straight, dry and wide?

There isn’t much to it,

but in order to do it,

you have to have God on your side.

Once all the good guys have passed through,

here’s another cool trick you can do:

Close that ocean up tight!

It’s a rib-tickling sight

when you drown all the clowns who pursue!

Chapter II: The New Testament is up next!

The Unholy Scriptures: Summarized and Pulverized used with permission by LiberatedMind.com

Seriously? The church that commissioned this piece either had a sick sense of humor or had their heads so far up their butts they were unable to see the sexual suggestions in the “The boy who kneels before the priests.”

This reminds me of the Jesus and the children light-switch plate.

The Governor of Virginia will be appearing with this “healing prophet” today. This comes hot on the heals of McDonnell’s blunder in forgetting to mention slavery in his proclamation declaring April “Confederate History Month”.

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“The Permission Slip” is one of the most entertaining email exchanges.  It speaks for itself.  Enjoy!

Mr. Deity pulls out all the stops by poking fun at the absurdity of eating the real flesh of blood of a dead god.

The Pope even has an opinion about airport security… could it be because he is a lady?

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From the Angry Atheist:

What happens when you are stupid, religious, fat and poor?

From PZ Myer’s blog:

What a horrible, sad waste of a life: Tillmon Webb injured his knee, couldn’t afford to get it treated, and sat in a recliner for 8 months, praying for healing. His saintly (and I don’t mean that in a complimentary sense) wife tended to him as he rotted to death in the chair.

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Somehow I am still on the “reply all” list for some religious acquaintances.  The stuff I get is usually crazy and provides a humorous break, but this was the best of the month:

For the next 60 seconds, set aside what ever you’re doing and take this opportunity! Let’s see if satan can stop this.
THE (SCIENTIFIC) DEATH OF JESUS

At the age of 33, Jesus was condemned to the death penalty.

At the time crucifixion was the “worst” death. Only the worst criminals were condemned to be crucified. Yet it was even more dreadful for Jesus, unlike other criminals condemned to death by crucifixion Jesus was to be nailed to the cross by His hands and feet.

Each nail was 6 to 8 inches long.

The nails were driven into His wrist.  Not into His palms as is commonly portrayed. There’s a tendon in the wrist that extends to the shoulder.  The Roman guards knew that when the nails were being hammered into the wrist that tendon would tare and brake, forcing Jesus to use His back muscles to support himself so that He could breath.

He died for you! It is easy to pass jokes or foolish photos  by e-mail, but when it comes to God, sometimes you feel ashamed to forward to others because you are worried of what they may think about you.

Accept the reality, the truth that JESUS IS THE ONLY SALVATION FOR THE WORLD.

God has plans for you, show all your friends what He experienced to save you. Now think about this! May God bless your life!

60 seconds with God….
For the next 60 seconds, set aside what you’re doing and take this opportunity!

All you have to do is:
1.   Simply pray for the person who sent this message to you: Lord, you know the life of _________. I ask You to bless him/her in all things and make him/her prosperous. Take care of his/her family, his/her health, his/her work and all his/her future plans.  Lead him/her not into temptation, but deliver him/her from evil.  In Jesus’ name, amen.
2.Then, send this message to 10 people.
3.10 people will pray for you and you will make that many people pray to God for other people.
4. Take a moment to appreciate the power of God in your life, for doing what pleases Him.

If you are not ashamed to do this, please, follow Jesus’ instructions. He said (Matthew 10:32 & 33): “Everyone therefore who acknowledges me before others, I also will acknowledge before my Father in heaven; but whosoever denies me before others,  I also will deny before my Father in heaven”.
If you believe, send this message… But send it only if you believe in Christ Jesus is your Lord and Savior.

Yes, I love God. He is my source of life and my Saviour. He keeps me alive day and night.
Without Him, I am nothing, but with Him “I can do all things through Him who strengthens me”. Philippians 4:13.
This is the simple proof. If you love God and you are believe and trust in salvation through Christ Jesus, send this to all those you love.

I couldn’t help replying:

Interesting idea.  This sounds like the dollar mail scam.  “Send $1 to 10 people on the list and you will get $100 back!”  #3 in the above list reads:  “10 people will pray for you and you will make that many people pray to God for other people.”  Make that many people pray to God for other people?  Huh? Is there a score board up in mythical heaven land where the “pray for me” angel is taking tally of when Sally prayed for John and when Sam prayed for George?  I hear a nagging little child’s voice saying “I’ll only pray for you if you pray for me, so ha!”  Make a wish and blow out the candles.  Praying is wishing.  I wish this and I wish that.  The only ACTION being taken in this little chain email is the clicking of the mouse when you add all your friends and family to the “reply all” box in hopes that your prayer “inbox” will soon fill up and make the prayer angels work late nights.  How selfish, childish and pointless.  But good for a laugh, as are all things ridiculous.  Finally #4.” Take a moment to appreciate the power of God in your life, for doing what pleases Him.”  Yes, incase you were wondering Jesus was the original sender of this chain email and if you don’t do as the email says you are in for a good swat on the bum!  Oh, and he will permanently remove you from his “reply all” list.  Darn.

I would love to hear this homeopath, Dr. Charlene Werner try to explain physics to a physics professor. It literally sounds like she is making this stuff up as she goes! How does one justify using Einstein’s E=mc2 by “crossing out mass”? Oh, and her best example of how magic pellets work is a “patient” with a “squeaky knee” and “sugar cravings” being “cured” in 4 weeks. Really?

So if your brain doesn’t hurt from all that incorrect blabbering, listen to an actual physicist on the topics Dr. Charlene Werner just touched on.

Mr. Deity hashes out the confusion with Jesus:

Comedy is funny because it pokes fun at the truth.  From DisInfo.com:

“This satirical infomercial, which had been on YouTube for months, was pulled by Youtube, who deemed it “inappropriate content,” only after it skyrocketed into the top three topics on digg.com and began accumulating tens of thousands of views. Upset by the censorship and implications, several youtube users have re-uploaded or ‘mirrored’ the video in protest.”-DisInfo.com

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Exercise your Freedom of speech. Penn explains why today is Blasphemy Day:

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A little hilarity in a scene of group peer pressure and great acting. Have some fun and see if you can count how many old ladies he shoves in the face.

Man, people are gullible. The mentality that if “I can’t explain it, it must be magic” is the basis for all superstitions and religions.

PZ Myers has been covering this in great detail, but here is a little video made by some skeptics as they toured Ken Ham’s Creation “Museum” in Kentucky.



I hesitated to share this because it was so blatently bias and unscientific that it made my stomach turn. At EveryStudent.com people can read about a proof for god that is highly prefaced with a disclaimer. The disclaimer starts by saying that the proof for god offered at their website will only be worth something if the reader has an open mind.  Fair enough.  Skeptics like myself are far from close minded, we just demand extraordinary evidence for extraordinary claims. The disclaimer continues:

If a person opposes even the possibility of there being a God, then any evidence can be rationalized or explained away. It is like if someone refuses to believe that people have walked on the moon, then no amount of information is going to change their thinking. Photographs of astronauts walking on the moon, interviews with the astronauts, moon rocks…all the evidence would be worthless, because the person has already concluded that people cannot go to the moon.

Their use of this analogy floored me.  It is almost too easy to start shredding this argument.  If someone had a photograph of god, taped interview with god, pieces of god’s skin under a microscope, I would be hard pressed not to believe that evidence.  However, when people say that god is real and is the biggest most powerful force in the natural world, they need to come up with some pretty amazing evidence to support that claim.  Only conspirator theorists and nut jobs don’t believe that the moon landing actually happened.  More recently, spacecraft flying over the moon’s surface have photographed the lunar landing site complete with footprints and spacejunk left behind.

Yeah, if someone had credible video of Santa Clause flying his reindeer through the winter’s sky, I’ll believe in him.

Bill Maher reads from “The Purpose Driven Life” by Rick Warren. The best part is that it is hilarious and all he is doing is reading the book verbatim!

Arizona State Senator Sylvia Allen thinks the earth is 6,000 years old.  Why do we not have an IQ test to serve as an elected official?

It’s a miracle! All you Christians bow down and worship!. Or maybe the basilisk lizard is the anti-christ…. it is so confusing. :)

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echo laughter from PZmyers:

#3 is pretty far down on the list. Which explains why they can’t spell it correctly.

From a Georgian homeschool football league.

This video is irresistibly strange.  The message is great and the delivery is hypnotizing.

How might you feel if a big hand came out of the sky and tried to squash you?

A church in East Sussex has unveiled a Marcus Cornish bronze statue dubbed “Jesus in jeans” depicting Christ as a man of the 21st century. They must be loosing sheeple left and right in order to feel the need to dress up Jesus in street clothes to try to reconnect the bronze age religion to the modern man.

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Recently, the NOAA published these photos taken by a guy in Idaho. They are a very rare phenomon that require very specific conditions to form. It looks designed, doesn’t it? It looks like man made them or a sky-god was playing in the snow. Nope! Just natural causes APPEARING to look designed (just like evolution). Enjoy!


This is a real website, not a joke. It is irresistibly funny though, for a professional web designer AND an non-theist.

Click here for the Flash intro from HELL

Texas, texas, texas. The red state of embarrassment for progression, science and common sense.

From “Real Time” with Bill Maher. Download it on itunes as a free podcast. Also shown on HBO.

I am going to start throwing some Edward Current up here for fun. I hope you enjoy the satire!

I would agree completely.

Oh man, I saw this at a store the other day and started laughing out loud right there in the store. I had to quell my laughter as I tried to steady my iphone to get a snapshot:

And we wonder how priests coax children into having sex with them… all he has to do is say he is Jesus come into their lives to touch them. YIKES!

I wonder if the gay priests funded this secret little side project on the archway…


Omg! on a Church!Awesome video clips here

“Mom, I’m atheist”…. you can just feel the catholic love, can’t you?

Crazy Wife Swap Christian Mom…. she reminds me of the devil himself :)

1 white woman and 5,000 cups of jesus juice.

Angry Catholic Priest vs Skateboarders

Hello Angry Christians!

How much evil has been said in the name of Jesus?

How naive do you have to be to design this item?!? Sometimes I think religious people encase themselves in such a thick taboo bubble that they cannot see things as they are. Seriously…